When Lousy Comedians Attack

During New Year's Eve, while tagging along with my friend from work up to the Bronx, we first stopped off at his family's house to watch the ball drop. While waiting, they turned the TV to Showtime, where they were showing Katt Williams' final comedy special "Kattpacaypse". He was doing pretty good... until he said this:
I'm here to tell my people to stop believing bullshit. Just because a motherfucker tells you bullshit, with a straight look on their face... We're too old, we're too smart, we're too motherfuckin' good to believe shit that make no fucking sense. You're too old to be believing in evolution, with your stupid, motherfucking ass! Evolution says people came from monkeys, and the question is "Why is there still monkeys, you dumb motherfucker, you"? Are they some retarded monkeys, they ain't turned into people just yet?... You better believe something! If there's any atheists in the house, let me say "You stupid motherfuckers". I don't care what god you believe in, you got to be a special kind of retarded to be too stupid to make up a god if there wasn't one! Poor thing, who do you even pray to? Nobody. You can't even come. What do you say when you come, atheist? "Oh. Oh. Oh..." nothing. That's right. 'Cause that's what you believe in.

At that point, I stopped laughing and fought the urge to yell at the screen "Oh, that is such bullshit!". After about 10 more minutes of flaccid attempts at jokes, one of my friend's relatives said "When the fuck is this guy going to start telling jokes? Change it". I was glad he said it, because that's what I wanted to say but I didn't want to risk possibly coming off as rude, since I was a guest.

After I got home and thought about it, I realized that there actually was a good joke in that rant, just not the one Katt Williams was trying to deliver: Here's Katt Williams, looking like Huckleberry Hound with the ugliest hairdo I've ever seen, telling us not believe stuff that doesn't make any sense, and in the next breath pushing the exact kind of stuff he implored the audience not to believe in. Katt Williams himself is the joke. And what makes it more hilarious is that it would take him no more than 5 minutes to look up the scientific theory of evolution and the mountains of evidence supporting it.

But that still leaves his atheist-bashing comments. He's basically calling atheists "retarded" because atheists don't believe in the existence of gods. But wait a second here, "too stupid to make up a god if there wasn't one"? Did Katt just unthinkingly admit that gods are made-up? Why yes, I think he did.


  1. Hats off to Katt Williams for having the courage to stand up to the pompous and arrogant atheists! It's nice to see that not everyone will be pushed around by the atheists on their supposed intellectual high horses. Most atheists are indeed quite stupid, ignorant, and illogical.

  2. On behalf of the human race, I would like to apologize for the last commenter.

    Kat Williams used to be funny, but after saying evolution is bullshit - and all the people cheering that - I just couldn't keep watching. He might as well have said "the Earth is flat" - would have been on the exact same level of ignorance. Who are these poor, poor people who are duped by idiot leaders? Just how deep can stupidity go? We evolved from a common ancestor as the other primates - it's a fact. This fact is the basis of all biological knowledge.

    What is truly pathetic is that otherwise intelligent men and woman who have the full capability to accept new scientific understandings - and do so on a regular basis - are coerced to abandon their faculty for logical thought when confronted with any information that contradicts the bible. It's truly the most disgusting aspect of religion.

  3. Now you know how we feel every time a stupid atheist tries shoving the hypothesis of evolution down everyone's throat or every time they say millions and billions of years this, or this is a matter of fact that happened millions and billions of years ago. Multiple universes, mud turning into plant cells into animal cells, into fish, into mammals, or how about the ridiculous idea that everything comes from nothing (point of singularity)..if that shit isn't magic, I don't know what is. None of it makes any sense, nor is any of it real, completely fabricated in the minds of theoretical scientists in dire need for grants. Fuck off atheists, keep your religion to yourselves.

    1. Michael, thank you for demonstrating your lack of knowledge concerning the scientific theory of evolution. Evolution doesn't answer the question of where life came from(an event called "abiogenesis"), it only explains why there is such a diversity of life on the planet. And "everything comes from nothing" is nowhere to be found in the theory of evolution, but it IS found in Genesis 1, where God creates things out of... nothing. Yet you don't complain about that at all.

    2. Also, "multiple universes"? That has zilch to do with evolution. Evolution concerns with biology, not cosmology or astrophysics.


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